My foot! My poor foot!
Do something. Somebody do something!
Get me a doctor! Get me a nurse!
Get me a bandage!
Oh, what torture! What pain!
I can't stand the pain. It's driving me crazy!
Wait a minute.
Is that it?
Is that what I was howling about?
Buddy, I'll never forget this act of kindness.
And if you ever need help, just ring this bell.
Well, adios, little Samaritan.
I learned this one on television.
Here's your bell, little Sam.
Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Thomas.
Thank you so much.
Don't look now, Tom, but a mouse just went by.
That's right.
Enjoy yourself.
It's later than you think.
I hope that's the mailman.
Oh, thank you. I've been waiting for this.
Now, there's going to be some changes made.
"Mechano, the cat of tomorrow.
No feeding, no fussing, no fur.
Clean, efficient, dependable."
Thomas!
Oh, Thomas! Come in here and see what I've got.
Thomas, meet Mechano.
Mr. Mechano here is taking your job as mousecatcher.
Are you through laughing, Tom?
Then watch this.
Is it okay if I laugh now, Tom?
That's how it is, Tom. Progress!
The machine age and stuff like that.
But don't worry.
Maybe you can find an old-fashioned house...
...that needs an old-fashioned cat.
That's my Mechano!
No feeding, no fussing and no fur.
Just remember, all you have to do...
...is to keep that mouse out of the house.
Isn't he cute?
What in the world is going on in here?
Mechano, put down that ax!
Help!
Thomas!
Thomas, am I glad to see you!
Boy, they can have their new-fangled Mechanos!
All I want is a plain old-fashioned cat.
Thomas, don't do that.
Thomas!
Stop!
Help!
Now hear this, Mascot Thomas.
Everything on this ship is brand-new but the mascot.
And we'll have a new mascot if I find one mouse onboard!
Is that clear?
Then be on with your duties.
Help! Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Let me out!
Well, congratulations, Thomas.
You've done a fine job.
I haven't seen a mouse onboard the entire trip.
And now, for the final instruction.
The table is set for the grand banquet.
You are to guard it with your very life!
Especially from the king's mouseketeers.
Should you fail...
...off comes the head!
Pussycat!
Le pussycat! Le pussycat!
Touche, pussycat!
There goes your little playmate.
Every time he sees a dame, he falls in love.
Every time he falls in love, it means trouble for you.
Remember the little doll down at the beach?
She was laying there, minding her own business....
That's what I say.
What did you get out of that?
Trouble.
Nothing but trouble.
And how about that other little number he invited over to dinner?
Hello?
Tommy!
Oh, I'd love to come to dinner!
That was a hot one!
And if that don't prove what I'm talking about....
What happened to you...
...when he fell for that cute little cowgirl?
Not that there was anything wrong with her....
And what were you?
Hopalong Chump.
Sucker.
Dope!
Look!
We gotta break this thing up before he starts serenading her.
Or can you take that again?
I can still hear it.
Him slapping that big bull fiddle...
...and singing. Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?
The way you acting lately Makes me down
You is still my baby, baby
Seems our flame In your heart's done gone out
A woman is a creature That's always been strange
Just when you 're sure of one You find she's gone and made a change
Is you is, or is you ain't My baby
Maybe baby's found somebody new
My baby's still my baby true
Now, these ought to bust up that romance fast.
And you'll need something for a hotfoot.
And there's nothing like a hatpin to put over your pert.
Now get going before there's any trouble.
And if this don't start it, nothing will.
I've been double-crossed!
And by a dame.
Every time a dame comes into my life, I'm in trouble.
Why do we have to have dames?
Why--?
And what's wrong with dames?
It's the whole world laughing at that hilarious new novel...
...Life with Tom.
This book by the new, brilliant author, Jerry Mouse...
...is on sale everywhere.
Get your copy of Life with Tom.
It's a scream!
Why, that lazy cat!
You sure don't have any trouble hearing when it's time to eat, do you?
I suppose you want a nice, juicy turkey leg?
With mashed taters?
And giblet gravy?
Lots of gravy?
Well, you ain't getting any dinner!
Wanna know why?
That's why.
When you get rid of that varmint, you can eat, not before.
Now, get going.
I said no dinner till you catch that mouse!
Here's your dinner, partner. Yes, sir!
You're a rootin', tootin', shootin' tomcat.
Yes, sirree.
Your attention, please.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this urgent warning.
A white mouse has just escaped from the experimental laboratories.
Before escaping, he consumed enough of a new secret explosive...
... to blow up an entire city.
If you see this white mouse, telephone officials at once!
And whatever you do, remember, the slightest jar...
... will explode this white mouse and destroy the entire city.
Be careful.
Please be careful.
Your attention, please.
We have just learned from laboratory officials...
... that the explosive contained in the white mouse is no longer dangerous.
And they have assured us the mouse will not explode.
We repeat: The white mouse will not explode.
Don't you believe him.